30+ Brutally Honest Yard Sale Signs… You’ll Die Laughing At #26.

I’ve been living in my place for a long time and my lifestyle isn’t exactly minimal. Because of my lifestyle I’ve accrued a lot of crap. And yes, I said crap for a reason: Most of the things that are in my living space aren’t particularly useful or crucial for my day to day. So, it usually taking up space.

One can say, having a lot of stuff isn’t necessarily a bad thing, but at a certain point, you have to say “enough’s enough.” And when that time comes, having a yard sale is the most logical step.

Now the most critical thing after putting together a yard sale is getting people to actually come to the yard sale. To help you with that, it shouldn’t be too hard if you have a sign like this.

#01. I support this worthy cause.

I support this worthy cause.
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#02. Very Convincing.

Very Convincing.
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#03. Bonus: You get to hear the divorcee’s story while you shop.

Bonus: You get to hear the divorcee's story while you shop.
owned

#04. Totally Sold.

Totally Sold.
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#05. Lyrics by Sir Sales-A-Lot.

Lyrics by Sir Sales-A-Lot.
galleryhip

#06. I’ll go if he goes.

I'll go if he goes.
fleachic

#07. And with less rats!

And with less rats!
fleamarketgardening

#08. Haunting not included.

Haunting not included.
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#09. Way to sell it!

Way to sell it!
fleamarketgardening

#10. It’s true that sex sells.

It's true that sex sells.
acidcow

#11. Everything is at thuper low prices.

Everything is at thuper low prices.
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#12. Hopefully I can find a cute tea friggin’ set.

Hopefully I can find a cute tea friggin' set.
nowaygirl

#13. Help the cute girls, won’t you?

Help the cute girls, won't you?
narisa

#14. You know that loony-tunes grandmas have some great stuff.

You know that loony-tunes grandmas have some great stuff.
aaronlapedis

#15. Double discount for a cat with a cute butt.

Double discount for a cat with a cute butt.
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#16. I sense a lot of unresolved anger here.

I sense a lot of unresolved anger here.
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#17. Is there really any different?

Is there really any different?
jiffyfeet

#18. This one is going to be good.

This one is going to be good.
vintagerevivals

#19. Finally.

Finally.
failblog

#20. And almost certainly at desperate prices.

And almost certainly at desperate prices.
apartmenttherapy

#21. There’s more than enough crap to go around.

There's more than enough crap to go around.
egotvonline

#22. This is one way to get attention.

This is one way to get attention.
egotvonline

#23. Even if you’re not in the market for anything, you can go and bask in her sorrow.

You can go and bask in her sorrow.
galleryhip

#24. He really just hates his stuff.

He really just hates his stuff.
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#25. Finally putting their feet down.

Finally putting their feet down.
dontpkethebear

#26. How much for the ethnic child?

How much for the ethnic child?
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#27. When things don’t go as planned.

When things don't go as planned.
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#28. Brilliant.

Brilliant.
fleachic

#29. It’s true.

It's true.
eraut

#30. As they say…you can’t take it with you.

As they say...you can't take it with you.
dontpkethebear

#31. Get him outta there.

Get him outta there.
nowaygirl

#32. Yikes.

Yikes.
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